sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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