She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
