Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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