I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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