Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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