Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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