Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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