I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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