i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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