Christians are straight up FREAKS
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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