Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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