I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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