I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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