i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Randomize
