Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
