Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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