is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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