what if I'm pregnant?
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I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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