there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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