To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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