So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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