i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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