If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
being pregnant is like rehab
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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