Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
so much tequila, so little girl.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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