and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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