dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Randomize
