i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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