just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
