He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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