It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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