How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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