i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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