Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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