Dual....:-)
if you like me you must not know who I am
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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