I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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