He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Randomize
