And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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