Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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