32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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