Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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