I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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