Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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