I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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