Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
