I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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