I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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