shes about as inviting as chlamydia
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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