She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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