the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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