Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
