He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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