Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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