i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Soap is not a condiment
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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